Gonna have to whack a hen.

[BBQJOE]

It squatted down before me.
Now my wife is jealous.

 

[oldhenlikesdogs]

As a wife I wouldn't worry unless you fell for the temptation, walk away, walk away, and don't trip on her.

 

[Kiki]

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

In reality the wife has hired the hen to whack YOU.... all it takes is that one perfectly timed squat to trip you, and once you're down the flock is on you and it's over. The wife is "horrified", but slips her accomplice a little extra scratch when no one is looking

 

[FrankieDoodle]

 

[Birdinhand]

it's a trap, I think your wife is testing you... back away, leave the coop slowly but with determination and buy your wife some flowers!

 

[aart]

 

[N F C]

Put yourself in your wife's shoes...how would you feel about a rooster dancing around her?

(Good to see you Joe!)