grannys gone and done it

Wasn't me. I'm in MD.
The world needs more nice people & somebody has to set an example for the rest of the [email protected]$... I always talk to whoever is in line. Passes time.

DH says I just need to get out more. Rotflol

 

If you can't be a good example you can always be an excellent horrible warning!

 

For fun I garden & of course watch the ducks & chickens. My new kitten is way fun too.

 

WARNINGTO ALL

Should you eat an entire watermelon in less then 24 hours and then feel and urge to use the facilities DONOT ignor the warning/hint instead slowly stand up clenching all of your body parts and gently and I mean gently waddle (remember your clenched and legs crossed) to bathroom. Continue to clench until firmly planted upon the throne. Failure to heed body's urging or moving to fast can result in EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESION from you nether regions.

 

is that fishing or fLAshing??

 

ARGH asked nephew to pickup dog doo with scooper and bucket then empty bucket into dumpster. Went outside to do some yard work found the bucket 1/2 full of wet (from 1 1/2 of rain) and in a state of HIGH stink and decomposition. Good thing he is gone or he would have been wearing the bucket. Kept wondering where all the flies were coming from.