Good morning York. Guess it's more like good afternoon now, you and I are 8 hrs apart. I've actually been to York. Stayed with friends in Derby (pronounced "Darby" for my fellow Americans), but it was long ago (you would have been a wee bairn). Drove up to see Scotland, and that's where I lost the ability to understand what people were saying. A man was supposedly giving us directions, and I didn't understand a single word! I was young-ish and felt terrible because he was trying to help. Or so I thought, until I noticed the expression on his wife's face- she looked patiently amused and slightly apologetic. Not the first time her husband had fun at the expense of tourists!
So you will need to explain REET, CHUDDY, and CROGGY (hungover maybe?). Think I got the rest.