grannys gone and done it

[napdognewfie]

Do you remember the first egg?

Do you remember admiring it and thanking the hen?

Do you remember thinking what a perfect little miracle you were holding in your hand?

Do you remember showing it to literally everybody?

Do you remember the lack of enthusiasm and crazy looks from non-chicken people???

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Hhahahaa, Newfie! Especially the last one. Still get those looks. Thank goodness for BYC.

 

[rIrs roost]

Meet at the funeral home tomorrow at ten. Then at eleven go to the grave site. Not looking forward to it. But I know she's better off. Been watching videos of her from a couple weeks ago. She was always cutting up. Even then. She told us she was 16 months pregnant and she wasn't telling who the father is. But she said it was twins lol. My aunt asked her who was going to take care of them. She looked dead at my girlfriend, smiled and said, she is. That woman was a comedian like granny. Granny that's what drew me to this thread. You make me laugh just like she did. And so do the rest of you. Twist, your one of the originals. I think two crows was the first to reply on this thread. I love each and every one of you. Thanks for the help and all the laughs.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Granny, why does Tom have to go to bed before your son can fix your arm? Isn't it better to do it right away?


That's a good deed you are doing for that little owl. Hopefully these people are more honorable than the liar.

 

[napdognewfie]

We are enablers. The more chickens everyone else gets, the more normal we appear. Lol

 

[napdognewfie]

Hugs to you Roost.

 

[rIrs roost]

congrats . now you can have a 3  egg omelet ?  or 4 i have forgotten. 

Four egg omelet lol. She sure is a beautiful and sweet girl. And if I'm lucky enough to get her to go broody, there's no telling how many eggs I'll have to make omelets with.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

i remember dropping my first egg.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Granny, why does Tom have to go to bed before your son can fix your arm? Isn't it better to do it right away?


That's a good deed you are doing for that little owl. Hopefully these people are more honorable than the liar.

it hurts . I dont want him to see me like that.

 

[rIrs roost]

Do you remember the first egg?

Do you remember admiring it and thanking the hen?

Do you remember thinking what a perfect little miracle you were holding in your hand?

Do you remember showing it to literally everybody?

Do you remember the lack of enthusiasm and crazy looks from non-chicken people???

Newfie for me I got my first egg not too long ago but I remember all the questions you asked. I should everyone whether they wanted to see it or not lol. Everyone here was excited but none of the company seemed to impressed but mom. Ofcourse I could've held up the first chicken poo and she would've acted excited and go around telling everyone how it smelled and looked. She would probably went around saying that I had the best chicken poo in the country. Gotta love that woman.