Poor DH - the other day I ordered him a pair of new winter pants (he likes the fleece lined ones for work since he is outside all day) - well, I ordered the "wrong" size (confession, I did it on purpose), they came today and I told him to at least try them on before I went to the trouble of sending them back and........they fit. He is now going on and on about how "fat" he is getting (which, apparently is "all my fault" because I cook good food
) -- yeah, buddy, a freaking 33 inch waist, you are SOOOOOO fat

