I should add that I do love animals and don't enjoy hurting one, but I also believe that a strong first impression needs to be made with inappropriate behavior so that it can quickly be corrected. I slung the squirrel away; hitting the tree was unintentional, but effective :).
You have to protect yourself if you are being attacked !! DAH!
 
Green tomatillo salsa and chicken enchiladas sounds great, where do you work? So I can come eat there Friday. LOL (just a joke, I really don't want to know where you work)

Kansas City MO downtown would be a long trip LOL We are getting a large Mexican population here and add, mid=eastern, northern African in the central city, and indian in the south side of the city. So we now have increasing choices here in food. When I moved here in 1978 from the east coast I couldn't buy fresh mushrooms, spinach or broccoli. Mushrooms and spinach in cans, broccoli was frozen. It was hard to find many vegetables. I had to always had to grow my own. It's also hand to order spices etc online that are hard to find here. I'm a nutty cook with over 500 cookbooks and try cuisines from all over the world.
 
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We had a bat in our house about 2 weeks ago and that was certainly exciting. Not a rabid squirrel, but still hilarious. Husband and I were trying the Chris Farleys 'Black Sheep' method and couldn't get it to go out the open door so I grabbed an aquarium lid and cornered it. Then slid cardboard up behind it as it hissed and peed at me and I released it outside. The turkeys in the brooder thought it was terrifying and and the dogs were amused. Still don't know where or when it came in...
I actually did laugh out loud at this post. Thank you
 
hahahaha, this seems to be a theme with you, RUNuts.... :D
I resemble that remark.

Squirrel gumbo is good as is squirrel sauce picante.

Funny story. Working in a lab and the manager (Fontenot) brought a delicacy for lunch. Squirrel head gumbo. Most of the rednecks didn't mind, but the young college girl, who wasn't normally squeamish, threatened to report him to HR for a hostile work environment if he didn't leave the lunch room and never bring that dish again. I heard about this years later and she was still upset by that story. Needless to say, the good ol' boys loved telling the story in front of her. And Mr. Fontenot didn't bring any more for lunch.

I can now say I've seen 2 squirrels fall out of a tree. The first one hit the dog who was napping under it and it scared poor old Otis. Knocked the squirrel senseless for 15 seconds. By the time Otis went back to find out what hit him, the squirrel snapped out of it and ran back up the tree. I was rolling! Poor Otis. It made my sides hurt.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.
 
So, be truthful, who else has Ray Stevens singing the "Great Mississippi Squirrel Revival" in their heads? It's on YouTube!! BRB

Seriously, were the people who were attacked sane?

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or a little nutty? :lau
No, this is a real problem. I know it sounds like a stupid joke, but it's real! Check out WWLTV.com some good video on the squirrel atttacks!
 
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