I Am Looking For A Surgeon To Decrow My Rooster

[OhZark Biddies]

Wow this thread grew legs while I was out trying to teach my rooster to whisper... he’s almost got it down!

Anyway I think all roosters should be surgically decrowed... if more people did it then the price would come down and make it more affordable... plus I think the parts they take out to make the crowing stop can be used in hot dogs ... win win

also, sometimes I get too many eggs, I’d like to surgically de-egg some of my hens too... more hotdog makins’ !

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Classic people playing farmer in their backyard but somehow forgot about the HOA that wasn’t a problem before.

I resemble that comment btw.
Nah...no hoa here. But I am well aware the city could tell me to get rid of my birds. I knew that was a possibility from the git go. I keep everything as clean and quiet as I can...minus ridiculous surgeries.
If it comes down to it I'll move them outta town or eat them.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Wow this thread grew legs while I was out trying to teach my rooster to whisper... he’s almost got it down!

Anyway I think all roosters should be surgically decrowed... if more people did it then the price would come down and make it more affordable... plus I think the parts they take out to make the crowing stop can be used in hot dogs ... win win

also, sometimes I get too many eggs, I’d like to surgically de-egg some of my hens too... more hotdog makins’ !

 

[OhZark Biddies]

what? No double tap?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

what? No double tap?

Shi ooooot...
I forgot. Make it a triple.

 

[roosterhavoc]

I resemble that comment btw.
Nah...no hoa here. But I am well aware the city could tell me to get rid of my birds. I knew that was a possibility from the git go. I keep everything as clean and quiet as I can...minus ridiculous surgeries.
If it comes down to it I'll move them outta town or eat them.

You wont need the surgery. You just need a completely sound proof $78,654 chicken coop complete with flower boxes, cheesy little fresh egg paintings and some sort of aged tin sign that reads something like “home sweet home”.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

You wont need the surgery. You just need a completely sound proof $78,654 chicken coop complete with flower boxes, cheesy little fresh egg paintings and some sort of aged tin sign that reads something like “home sweet home”.

I'm on board with that!
I like my yard to look reeeealll nice.

 

[roosterhavoc]

Wow this thread grew legs while I was out trying to teach my rooster to whisper... he’s almost got it down!

Anyway I think all roosters should be surgically decrowed... if more people did it then the price would come down and make it more affordable... plus I think the parts they take out to make the crowing stop can be used in hot dogs ... win win

also, sometimes I get too many eggs, I’d like to surgically de-egg some of my hens too... more hotdog makins’ !

Are you makin fun?

 

[TwoCrows]

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