Nope. It all Makes perfect sense to me.
Happens here all the time. Someone ended up with a rooster they weren't supposed to have and instead of doing the logical thing like getting rid of it or making soup...they were looking into an unrealistic alternative.
Anyway for most of us it seems unrealistic.
Then they made the mistake of asking what everyone thought about it.
3 years later we all still have an opinion...meanwhile the rooster in question is probably already "tits up"
(To quote one of my favorite comedians around here)

Most likely after the OP spent hundreds of $$$$$ on a de crow surgery.