I strongly dislike my chicken.

[ButtonquailGirl14]

WHAaT!?! I love it when my chickens jump up on my shoulder!!! It’s them showing their love! She probably pooped cause you scared her so bad I’ll gladly take a hen like her any day!

 

[Shezadandy]

It’s so awesome to hear everyone else’s funny experiences! Glad we can all laugh together! Pets are a blessing - most of the time

Mine wait until I'm under that one 1.5 ft long section of the upper roost that goes all the way down to the ground- in front of the nest boxes. I go to collect eggs, and months and months - never got hit. Last week every single night, sometimes twice, direct hit. Leg. Back. Arm. So far no down the shirt or direct shots to the hair. But my littles like to step in the worst possible pile of poo before jumping on me, then they get tangled in my hair because they love climbing up my shirt to play under my hair.

 

[CalBickieMomma]

My Littles climb all over me, as if I’m some fancy perch. My 6 year old Barred Rock will still fly onto my back (when I’m leaning over) and proceed to scratch at me as if doing so will unearth a plethora of delicious treats. This is why I have special chicken coop clothes I only wear when venturing into chicken territory. Fortunately, I have yet to experience them pooping in my hair (in my lap, yes)...

 

[Compost King]

I got the nasty fermented poopoo in my hair once. Not directly from a chickens actions but from being hot and sweaty and doing work inside of a coop. I went to wipe away sweat habitually after unknowingly putting my hand in the stinkiest of poos... I went into shower because the odor was so horrible. Normally getting poo on me meant not worrying about it until my work was finished but this type of poo stinks way too much. I keep Goof off at my shower for when I touch Poison Ivy. Long story about how that works but I thought I would use that on my hair where I got the nasty poo and it did the trick, the Odor was gone. I know from touching this poo previous times that soap will not get rid of the smell but Goof Off did. It also breaks down poison Ivy and with a Green abrasive scrubber will prevent the Poison Ivy oils from staying on your skin and causing a rash. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D7J9VEC/?tag=backy-20

Note: Might not be healthy for your hair, being a guy I don't care but ladies with perms or what ever it is you do with your hair these days... this could cause problems.

 

[drumstick diva]

thanks guys now I feel like a coming on

 

[CCUK]

I've lost count of the amount of times I've been dumped on. The most unexpected one was in the front pocket of my hoodie. I'd been holding a hen and she dropped one unbeknownst to me in there. I put my hand in the pocket and got a lovely warm stinking surprise!

 

[CCUK]

I always tell my wife it's good luck if you get pooped on!

 

[2 many chickens]

You have to shave all of your hair off.
It's the only way.

 

[WickedChicksNH]

Been there many times but kind of my own fault as the first few months they are inside with me running around my office
And then I sit with them in the run and they like to sit on me still

 

[Fluffnut]

just remember it's like kids, we may dislike their actions but not them lol, been there and done that by the way, then I got another that comes up and pecks me until I pick her up , the life of spoiled chickens and their keepers

Mine do that too. So well mannered