If you woke up as a duck one morning...

[ducks4you]

1. What breed, sex, and color would you be?

<---Look Left. Female--more valuable and less likely to visit freezer camp.

***ducks4you hiding out from the ax!!**

2. What would be your favorite food (based on your favorite food as a human but taking into account restrictions in duck diets)?

Coffee.

3. Where would you be in the pecking order if your spouse, significant other, parents, or siblings were ducks too

TOP of the pecking order in the TOTAL Barnyard!!!

***BTW, if Kavka had written about turning into a DUCK, everybody would have read his stupid story!!!

priss, Loved YOUR story!!!! Ducks have a temper, like me, so I think I'd make a good one!!!

 

[BellLisamo]

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yeah yeah, YUCK it up!!! I bet if i erased my "Story" and then had a pop quiz, NO ONE would pass....

 

[priss]

When I went out to put them to bed this evening they all heard the back door close and all scrambled up to bed. Then they realised it was just me and not the husband and all shot out of bed and back into the pool. Sigh. They made me go put the wellies on and haul their butts out the paddlin pool. I have NO authority with those little pests! I found the pompom from my bobble hat in their pool the other day where one of them (not sure who but I've got my suspicions pinned on Doogie) had managed to get it without me knowing and tried to drown it. NOTHING IS SACRED!

 

[priss]

I READ YOUR STORY!! I like the poopin bit best!

 

[BellLisamo]

you would AHHAHA

 

[priss]

:d

 

[priss]

:d

 

[priss]

NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET THE SMILIES TO OBEY!! Gahhhhh

 

[Duck_feeder]

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yeah yeah, YUCK it up!!! I bet if i erased my "Story" and then had a pop quiz, NO ONE would pass....

I rather enjoyed your little story. Kinda reminded me of Kafka's Metamorphosis.

 

[BellLisamo]

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yeah yeah, YUCK it up!!! I bet if i erased my "Story" and then had a pop quiz, NO ONE would pass....

I rather enjoyed your little story. Kinda reminded me of Kafka's Metamorphosis.

Hhahahhaaaa! Thanks. I appreciate it. I felt like it was a waste of time. Still makes me laugh. I wish i had a picture of a duck on its back, so i could add pictures...