A thought just crossed my mind. 
BReeder!
You have garden

WhyDoILikeChickens
You claim to have bacon



You both live close by
so here is my solution,,,,

BReeder!
You have garden


WhyDoILikeChickens
You claim to have bacon



You both live close by
so here is my solution,,,,
Hens go broody when you don’t want them to… and won’t go broody when you do. 



