Interviewing Runner Ducks (with Pics starting Page#6 and 8)

[Wifezilla]

In the unlikely event of a water landing, do you double as a flotation device?

- If given a management opportunity, how many fellow ducks would you need to implement a light bulb replacement project? Please elaborate on the roles of each team member.

You have the right to remain muddy.
Anything you slob could but won't ever be used against you in spite of your Bad Acts.
You have the right to a box of Cheerios,
and to have a Box of Cheerios present during any period you demand.
If you cannot afford a box of Cheerios, one will be provided for you at your human's expense.

Do you understand these ridiculous rights as I have explained them to you?

Bwaa haa haa!!!!

 

[FenDruadin]

You have the right to remain muddy.
Anything you slob could but won't ever be used against you in spite of your Bad Acts.
You have the right to a box of Cheerios,
and to have a Box of Cheerios present during any period you demand.
If you cannot afford a box of Cheerios, one will be provided for you at your human's expense.

Do you understand these ridiculous rights as I have explained them to you?

ROFL​

 

[1lpoock]

Am i missing something???? what is this thread about again?

 

[FenDruadin]

Am i missing something???? what is this thread about again?

Interviewing ducks.

Don't you know you're supposed to read them their rights before you ask any questions? Otherwise the evidence is tainted.

 

[neferset]

I almost feel terrible about having to come in here and spoil all the fun by letting everyone know the outcome of the duck interview.

 

[FenDruadin]

Oh no, don't feel bad! Please, we're dying to know!! And I'm quite sure we can have fun with the results, too.

Sooo... do you have new ducks? Are they well versed on your zombie attack plan? How do they feel about your management style and work environment?

Or did it not work out? Were they unhappy with the fringe benefits? Healthcare option? Did someone else offer a higher salary?

Spill the beans!!!

 

[neferset]

Was that enough time for suspense building or should I wait a little longer? No? Ok.

The ducks are very good with interspecies relations. They used to live with chickens. In fact, we almost came home with some of their Buff Brahma friends (the rooster is territorial, though, and would have needed his own pen with his ladies). They are third generation at the farm where we picked them up. They seemed a little energetic to get on well in the Goat Barn aka Home for Disadvantaged Roosters and Pullets. I could easily see them running over chicks while speeding. (This is how my Khaki Campbells came to be brooded separately from the general chick population.) They have vast paramilitary experience and are part of an elite Zombie fighting unit, in their spare time. They did flash gang colors but the gentleman whom I spoke with assured me that it was nothing to worry about. He is currently growing kale, the brave soul.

I'll have pictures tomorrow. They are up the hill with our pheasants at the moment. GrannySue was right. They are under contract to quack, produce eggs, and create large amounts of mud. Salary is in game bird feed at the moment, to be supplemented with layer pellets and treats from the list.

 

[neferset]

So, about 5pm today, I grabbed the camera and went up the hill to take pictures of our newly employed ducks. Turns out I should have gone at noon. It's a lovely picture if all you want to see are glowing eyes and a duck outline. Sooo...Pictures tomorrow.

 

[Wifezilla]

 

[neferset]

I know. I tried to filter the picture but it comes out in spots of green and purple and all grainy. Otherwise, it would be a nice group picture of the five of them. They are hanging out in a tight little knot or they move across the flight pen in a straight little line. They don't seem to have discovered the kiddie pool yet.