Lmao. I sometimes get asked (exclusively by creepy guys) to "smile." I wish someone would use this line so I could knock them down a peg or two.Perhaps one of the meanest things I did was when a pretty woman approached me in a grocery store and said "You look like your dog died." I replied with "It did." She immediately walked away with her head down.
My dog had just died but I did not need to say that to a complete stranger, especially a beautiful woman.