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[TheAlrightyGina]

Would a sword require a chopping block if you hit the bird hard and fast enough with a sharp enough blade?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

I don't have any swords anymore, but I do have a flail...but I'm trying to avoid a mess, not make the biggest one I can.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I don't have any swords anymore, but I do have a flail...but I'm trying to avoid a mess, not make the biggest one I can.

Ooh, you have a flail?
Try one! Just one? Or at least flail pics?
Cooooool....

 

[R2elk]

A quick trip to the feed store this morning and now 600 lbs. of feed have been unloaded and put away.

 

[R2elk]

Ooh, you have a flail?
Try one! Just one? Or at least flail pics?
Cooooool....

Do you know what a flail is?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Do you know what a flail is?

I believe so.
That's the one that has a metal ball (with or without spikes) at the end of a short chain attached to a handle, right?
It could also be a bout of thrashing, if you want to use the word like that, though that would not be proper grammar.

 

[R2elk]

I believe so.
That's the one that has a metal ball (with or without spikes) at the end of a short chain attached to a handle, right?
It's also a bout of thrashing, if you want to use it like that.

"a threshing tool consisting of a wooden staff with a short heavy stick swinging from it."

 

[MarkJr]

If Bruce Lee can play ping pong with nunchucks, cleanly beheading a chicken with a flail is highly plausible.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

If Bruce Lee can play ping pong with nunchucks, cleanly beheading a chicken with a flail is highly plausible.

But definitely not by me.
I could barely get a dead bird's head off with a scalpel, even with the help of an experienced (more so than me, at least) dissector.

 

[muddy75]

Any of y'all have any experience processing chickens?

Sorry but I think I peed on that one

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Neeeeeh!
Get down here, blue stuff! Drop us some white stuff!