Most evil chicken, turkey, goose and Guinea fowl contest..

[NathanZee]

I had a Turkey named Mr T... He and Mrs T were new to the flock.

When he matured He knew he was Marvelous to behold... He would fluff up and in Snidely Whiplash fashion walk sideways up to me. I would whip around to look at him he would deflate and find something very interesting on the ground. His hen pretty much ignored everyone.

There was one little game fowl throwback in the flock... a feisty little B---rd. His favorite thing to do was challenge Mr. T .... One day I came home and found the Game Fowl Scalped.... I couldn't catch him to put him down. Mr. T just looked at me as if to say "what!"

Then in the cool months I heard a commotion. in the Coop. Mr. T was flogging something in the corner... No roosters left what could it be?

I pulled Mr. T off and there on the ground on its back with its feet up and eyes tightly shut.... A Raven. I picked it up thinking it was dead. Um no playin possom. and very very cold. I tucked it in my jacket and went to the front porch to set and ponder. I felt movement looked in my coat and saw black glittering eyes looking back at me... Then it shut its eyes tight again. I inspected it carefully Nothing broken no blood. So when It moved again I went out to my drive and set it on its feet.

I expected it to fly away... But NO las I saw of it it was walking down the drive way looking back occasionally.... I can imagine it was grumbling trying to come up with a story over the whole incident.

My roommate was afraid of Mr. T I just found him hilarious. He didnt survive the bobcat attack of 2004

deb

@duluthralphie If geese are evil for getting out of fences, what are turkeys for killing roosters and ravens?

 

[mixedUPturk]

Love this thread! Subscribing!

 

[duluthralphie]

Nuff said lol

The rest of him

While he is evil looking and rivals Freddy Krueger for frightening the poop out of us with his looks, we need to hear what evil things he has done?

BTW Could you cover those eyes.. They are scaring me..

 

[Serenashome]

I have had some serious giggles over this thread and read the stories to my husband while giggling hard enough to have to repeat myself. lol

 

[chickadoodles]

Ralphie I love your new thread. And your opening story, my goodness you should write a book! With your sense of humor you would sell them like hot cakes!


Deb I loved your story about your tom and the raven.

I had a turkey hen that hated me she mostly avoided me but one day she decided to fly at my face, when my tom Ace saw her coming he jumped up to run interference and bounced her off his chest and sent her flying backwards! She was in as much shock as I was.
But Ace was my pet and he thought he owned me and he protected me!

Here is Ace a Narragansett and the Black Spanish hen named Little Girl that tried to take my face off.

This is not an entry just a story.

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie I love your new thread. And your opening story, my goodness you should write a book! With your sense of humor you would sell them like hot cakes!


Deb I loved your story about your tom and the raven.

I had a turkey hen that hated me she mostly avoided me but one day she decided to fly at my face, when my tom Ace saw her coming he jumped up to run interference and bounced her off his chest and sent her flying backwards! She was in as much shock as I was.
But Ace was my pet and he thought he owned me and he protected me!

Here is Ace a Narragansett and the Black Spanish hen named Little Girl that tried to take my face off.

This is not an entry just a story.

Thanks for the nice words...

I understand your Tom. I have JJ he beats the poop out the Toms that try to attack me. Or even puff up and try to dominate me. JJ refuses to allow any turkey to be my "better"..

I think you need to write a story about your evil hen.

 

[chickadoodles]

Thanks Ralphie. Toms are always the friendlier than the hens for some reason when you have both.

 

[drumstick diva]

I subscribed, I like this even better than the zombie chickadee

 

[BantyChooks]

I subscribed,  I like this even better than the zombie chickadee

Subscribing, and X2 on the above!

 

[duluthralphie]

I subscribed, I like this even better than the zombie chickadee

Subscribing, and X2 on the above!

First off, while this has potential to be interesting, if more people come clean about their evil, mean birds, nothing beats the Zombie Chickadee. That is evil incarnate.


BTW I thought I would show you how I treat birds that are mean, evil or misbehaving...

I present Chicken Gitmo..






You will never guess what offense landed her in here.....