Mountain Peep's Awesome Chat Thread! (All friends welcome!)

[Mountain Peeps]

A man buys a house from another man. The man who sold the house says "whatever you do, do not turn off this light switch." The man who bought it then leaves for the day. He comes home drunk and tired. He turns off the light switch without thinking. In the morning he goes out onto his lawn and finds broken pieces of wood and dead bodies. Why? (Hint: it has to do with where he lives)

It was a trap door thingy?

Anyone else care to guess?

 

[Book Em Danno25]

I have no idea MP

 

[Book Em Danno25]

A man walks into a party and pours some punch and ice into a cup. He was really thirsty and drank it really fast. Then he left the party.Later he hears that everyone at the party died. There was poison in the punch. How did the man not die if he drank the same punch?

Read it again. It does have to do with the ice though

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Read it again. It does have to do with the ice though

Is it because he was really thirsty and drank both the ice and the punch fast?

 

[Mountain Peeps]

I have no idea MP

Everyone give up?

 

[Americano Blue]

Yeah, he poisoned the ice. But why didnt he die like all the others?

He's a Timelord!?!? I HAVE NO IDEA. Maybe he was already dead. ZOMBIE!

Everyone give up?

YES

 

[silkiecuddles]

Was the ice poisoned and because he drank it so fast he didn't get any ice?

 

[Americano Blue]

Was the ice poisoned and because he drank it so fast he didn't get any ice?

OH, ice didn't have time to melt in the drink!

 

[Goldy Show Hens]

What did I miss in the 54 posts while I decorated?

 

[Mountain Peeps]

What did I miss in the 54 posts while I decorated?

Riddles