My Worst Nightmare

[EmtheFishLady]

Eenie lookout! Serial killer behind you!

 

[Moxiechick]

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Ah! Here's the source of all the turkey attention! They were able to sense that you weren't one of the folks who wanted to eat them and they love you for it, and wanted to show you their appreciation by loving you! You have mistaken their advances as attacks, when in reality, they just want to be loved. "Give me a little sugar", is what those gobbles meant.

Ok, so turkeys show love by attempting to peck out my eyes with razor sharp beaks? I'm gonna say no they do not.

They can't help it if they don't have lips.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Ok, so turkeys show love by attempting to peck out my eyes with razor sharp beaks? I'm gonna say no they do not.

They can't help it if they don't have lips.

I do not care. Turkeys are evil. They must be stopped. Everyone go out and buy a whole turkey for dinner tonight.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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They can't help it if they don't have lips.

I do not care. Turkeys are evil. They must be stopped. Everyone go out and buy a whole turkey for dinner tonight.

If it makes you feel better, the standard Bronze hen who was going crazy evil meanie pants was butchered last weekend here. She's in the oven for dinner as we speak.

I won't mention the other turkeys living here.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I require a picture. Also, I think your other turkeys are plotting against you. It is best to slaughter them now....

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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That's why the other bronze hen was letting my 6 y/o push her in a stroller the other night?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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That's why the other bronze hen was letting my 6 y/o push her in a stroller the other night?

Exactly why. It's a plot. Don't let them fool you...

 

[Moxiechick]

RAWR!!!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh my goodness....that is the scariest thing I've seen in a long time.