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	            And I'll keep all the turkeys to myself....... 
 
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			 
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
	
								
								
								
								
									
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	 
	
	
					
					
				
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					
	
		
			
		
		
	
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 Why does everyone think I'm old?!? 
I am 23. I have been 23 since my birthday last year. I promise. It has not been long at all since my last turkey encounter. I picked that kitten up two days after my birthday last year. So, I'm about due for another attack. 
you're twenty three? really? i thought you were older!! you're posts indicate a bit of experience behind you. (No i'm not calling you an old lady! don't hurt me!)
 
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
	
								
								
								
								
									
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	 
	
	
					
					
				
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
	
		
			
			
			Broody Magician 
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Wow, just imagine how many more turkey encounters you will have had by age 46.
 
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
	
								
								
								
								
									
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	 
	
	
					
					
				
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
	
		
			
			
			We're all mad here 
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I will admit I'm probably old in spirit. 
Sourland George, I do not even want to think about turning 46, much less how many turkeys I will have fought off by then...
 
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
	
								
								
								
								
									
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	 
	
	
					
					
				
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
	
		
			
			
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They really ARE out to get you! 
 I thought you were kidding!
 
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
	
								
								
								
								
									
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	 
	
	
					
					
				
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
	
		
			
			
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I told you. 
Never again shall I doubt you. 
 Well, unless you deny gifting somebody. 
 
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
	
								
								
								
								
									
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	 
	
	
					
					
				
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
	
		
			
			
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I told you. 
Never again shall I doubt you. 
 Well, unless you deny gifting somebody. 
Me? Gifting someone? How wonderfully absurd.
 
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
	
								
								
								
								
									
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	 
	
	
					
					
				
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
	
		
			
			
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Never again shall I doubt you. 
 Well, unless you deny gifting somebody. 
Me? Gifting someone? How wonderfully absurd.
I've always known, deep down, that Q9 is delusional.
 
			 
			
				
			
		 
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
	
								
								
								
								
									
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	 
	
	
					
					
				
	
		
			
		
		
	
	
		
			
		
		
	
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
	
		
			
			
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Me? Gifting someone? How wonderfully absurd.
I've always known, deep down, that Q9 is delusional.
Obviously.