I have a flier called FAQ's. DH calls it my "6 page manifesto". The first page is that 1918 flier "Uncle Sam Wants YOU to Raise Hens..." and the last page is "Mother Earth News FreeRange vs Confined Egg Nutrition Chart". Occasionally I push it into the hands of visitors, but the thing they most squawk about is the Joan Miro' rooster print in our coop. People just hoot about that.
Our fat red hen, "Roaster", really likes art, architecture, mirrors. So we indulge her fancies. She's totally our pet. She obviously loves her framed artwork, she picks dust off it and looks it over. There's a framed copy of Martha Stewart in there, too, holding another fat red hen, in a silvery antique frame by our rooster Mr. Peep's perch. Its his pinup.
There's a few quirky pewter hooks holding up the aphis.org calendar, their clipboard for vet records, etc. and my pooper scooper is an antique silverplated thing, maybe in its former life it was a fireplace dustpan? Our Silkie hen sometimes runs at visitors for a "pick me up please" and some funny vocals. That's the stuff our visitors go away talking about. I don't think anybody but me's ever read my FAQ's.
But creating it has helped me enormously with anxiety over responding to the rude folks who jab with false accusations and generally stupid questions. So I put it in writing, and never again will I feel it necessary to verbally defend my (entirely legal) right to enjoy this life of mine on my property with my little chicken pets. Its nice to have a brochure to hand out, quietly, with a smile.
I wish I could copy it here, but I don't know how. Maybe tomorrow one of my sons can help me do it?
Our fat red hen, "Roaster", really likes art, architecture, mirrors. So we indulge her fancies. She's totally our pet. She obviously loves her framed artwork, she picks dust off it and looks it over. There's a framed copy of Martha Stewart in there, too, holding another fat red hen, in a silvery antique frame by our rooster Mr. Peep's perch. Its his pinup.
There's a few quirky pewter hooks holding up the aphis.org calendar, their clipboard for vet records, etc. and my pooper scooper is an antique silverplated thing, maybe in its former life it was a fireplace dustpan? Our Silkie hen sometimes runs at visitors for a "pick me up please" and some funny vocals. That's the stuff our visitors go away talking about. I don't think anybody but me's ever read my FAQ's.
But creating it has helped me enormously with anxiety over responding to the rude folks who jab with false accusations and generally stupid questions. So I put it in writing, and never again will I feel it necessary to verbally defend my (entirely legal) right to enjoy this life of mine on my property with my little chicken pets. Its nice to have a brochure to hand out, quietly, with a smile.
I wish I could copy it here, but I don't know how. Maybe tomorrow one of my sons can help me do it?