Nevadans?

[americanvalkyrie]

<--- That's the closest thing I could find to a groan. Lol!

 

[wolftracks]

<--- That's the closest thing I could find to a groan. Lol!

LOL I have more...................................LOL

 

[2seth2]

great joke hahahahahaha

Well i put in my heat lamp last night and i got 2 eggs this moring so it is definatley helping

 

[HighNDryFarm]

It's our current house. It belongs to marks family

Have Mark's family "quick deed" it over to Mark, then Mark can refinance the house instead of going through all the new purchase inspections and other related cost to purchasing a house. We were going to do this when my kids were going to purchase my FIL's house.

 

[aubreynoramarie]

I actually used to do really well with real estate. These days my brain is on hold. Maybe I'll figure it all out again and go back to it some day. Better be soon though at my age.




OK


A man is walking home late on Halloween night. It's dark, and the streetlights are out. Suddenly, he hears...

BUMP!

BUMP!

BUMP!

Behind him. He walks faster, but the sound keeps coming.


BUMP!

BUMP!

BUMP!

Worried he is being followed, he glances behind him and through the
darkness, and he can just see an upright coffin. No one seems to be holding the coffin; it's just bumping down the street behind him.

The man is scared. He's sure it's following him! In an effort to shake it off, her turns a corner. To his relief, the sound stops. He keeps walking but before a minute has passed, he hears the familiar sound behind him again:

BUMP!

BUMP!

BUMP!

He is terrified! He starts to run towards his home, but the faster he runs, the faster the coffin bounces along behind him!

Bumpity BUMP!

Bumpity BUMP!

Bumpity BUMP!

He pushes open his front gate, and runs up the path, fumbling for his keys. The coffin reaches the gate and effortlessly pushes it open. It's right behind him!!!

Finally his shaking hands manage to unlock his front door. He has no time to slam it behind him; the coffin is right on his heels! He rushes up the stairs, praying the coffin cannot climb after him.

BUMP!

BUMP!

BUMP!


The coffin pauses at the bottom of the stairs. The man breathes a sigh of relief but ...

clappity BUMP...

clappity BUMP...

clappity BUMP...

The coffin is now climbing the stairs behind him. He runs to the bathroom perhaps he can lock himself in there! His heart pounds and his lungs hurt with the exertion of running for his life! He has only just latched the bathroom door when ...

CRASH!!! The coffin breaks through the bathroom door!

What can he do? The coffin is nearly upon him! He reaches out for something heavy that he can throw at the coffin, and his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of cough syrup.

Desperately, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the coffin and

..........

...........

(Wait for it)

...........

..........


Finally........ the coffin stops!!

 

[aubreynoramarie]

Have Mark's family "quick deed" it over to Mark, then Mark can refinance the house instead of going through all the new purchase inspections and other related cost to purchasing a house. We were going to do this when my kids were going to purchase my FIL's house.

Thank you pam!!!

Were meeting with a mortgage broker tomorrow so i will definitely bring that up!

 

[SunnyDawn]

Oh and I almost forgot to post Hugo Chavez' picture!

Oh he's tiny! Our pair were much bigger. What a cutie!!! Love the red coloring.

A little something for Aubrey

NOOOOOOO!!! Mustn't let Steve see this! He loves cats and with my allergies it's not a good idea. Plus Nate could never come home for a visit ever again. His cat allergies sent us to the emergency room once. Steve will think this is a real ad and then be running to the Human Society to salve his crushed feelings afterward.

...
TMI huh? I got carried away. All this has been on my mind and I'm losing it, so you all get to share in my sloppy business. LOL

Yeah that's why I said I would never do this without a lawyer and a contract.

A man is walking home late on Halloween night. It's dark, and the streetlights are out. Suddenly, he hears...


..........


Finally........ the coffin stops!!

LOL!!! Hahahahahaha!

LOL I have more...................................LOL

More! Please.

Tee hee.

Thank you pam!!!

Were meeting with a mortgage broker tomorrow so i will definitely bring that up!

Cool! I have a really good feeling that this is gonna work well out for ya both!!!!!

 

[sherylreno]

good idea on the oven cleaning. mine is a mess. might have to do that this evening to warm things up.
what a cutie! now that is much better than having a snake in the house. I could handle a tortoise.

sign me up, too. If I had my way I would have at least 3 cats right now but my husband is ornery about cats so I just have the one right now.
You have had a string of bad real estate deals...I hope you get something really awesome next time around.

Just an FYI on self cleaning ovens. People might not know this. There are gases released from them. We can't smell them nor see them but they do kill birds. If anyone has chickens in their houses they can't use their self cleaning ovens. The only reason I found out about this a few months ago was when a friend told me about their bird that died when they cleaned their oven. They didn't have a clue that would happen. Otherwise, great idea.

I actually used to do really well with real estate. These days my brain is on hold. Maybe I'll figure it all out again and go back to it some day. Better be soon though at my age.




OK


A man is walking home late on Halloween night. It's dark, and the streetlights are out. Suddenly, he hears...

BUMP!

BUMP!

BUMP!

Behind him. He walks faster, but the sound keeps coming.


BUMP!

BUMP!

BUMP!

Worried he is being followed, he glances behind him and through the
darkness, and he can just see an upright coffin. No one seems to be holding the coffin; it's just bumping down the street behind him.

The man is scared. He's sure it's following him! In an effort to shake it off, her turns a corner. To his relief, the sound stops. He keeps walking but before a minute has passed, he hears the familiar sound behind him again:

BUMP!

BUMP!

BUMP!

He is terrified! He starts to run towards his home, but the faster he runs, the faster the coffin bounces along behind him!

Bumpity BUMP!

Bumpity BUMP!

Bumpity BUMP!

He pushes open his front gate, and runs up the path, fumbling for his keys. The coffin reaches the gate and effortlessly pushes it open. It's right behind him!!!

Finally his shaking hands manage to unlock his front door. He has no time to slam it behind him; the coffin is right on his heels! He rushes up the stairs, praying the coffin cannot climb after him.

BUMP!

BUMP!

BUMP!


The coffin pauses at the bottom of the stairs. The man breathes a sigh of relief but ...

clappity BUMP...

clappity BUMP...

clappity BUMP...

The coffin is now climbing the stairs behind him. He runs to the bathroom perhaps he can lock himself in there! His heart pounds and his lungs hurt with the exertion of running for his life! He has only just latched the bathroom door when ...

CRASH!!! The coffin breaks through the bathroom door!

What can he do? The coffin is nearly upon him! He reaches out for something heavy that he can throw at the coffin, and his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of cough syrup.

Desperately, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the coffin and

..........

...........

(Wait for it)

...........

..........


Finally........ the coffin stops!!

Oh wow! I'm so happy! I finally got to laugh so hard and NOT spew coffee on my monitor!

Yeah that's why I said I would never do this without a lawyer and a contract.

Exactly!

 

[SunnyDawn]

Just an FYI on self cleaning ovens. People might not know this. There are gases released from them. We can't smell them...

Ewww I can smell them! My house smells strong of fumes when I clean my oven. Even when it's electric. But I have a freaky great sense of smell.


Kim I had to go in and read your story to my Dad. He laughed so hard and for so long that he started coffin' himself. He loved it! lol

 

[americanvalkyrie]

Just an FYI on self cleaning ovens. People might not know this. There are gases released from them. We can't smell them nor see them but they do kill birds. If anyone has chickens in their houses they can't use their self cleaning ovens. The only reason I found out about this a few months ago was when a friend told me about their bird that died when they cleaned their oven. They didn't have a clue that would happen. Otherwise, great idea.


Oh wow! I'm so happy! I finally got to laugh so hard and NOT spew coffee on my monitor!
Exactly!

I don't think there is a really safe way to clean an oven! "Continuous clean" has a toxic film on it that is dangerous for food. And oven cleaner is full of fumes, too.

Once again, we consider the merits of a pot-belly stove. Seriously, there are times it's sounded so pleasant.