Things I never thought I'd say before I had chickens...
I have one really spoiled hen out there who just needs to shut up and admit that I'm too busy to let her out of her coop today. I went out to see if the water had frozen, but no. Delawares are apparently a really smart breed, and if you give her a privilege once, she expects it. She just figured she deserved to be out, and she wasn't going to shut up until I opened the gate.
But then, the weirdest one was when Rotisserie was 6 weeks and got injured pretty badly. I thought she was sick, and didn't want to lose my whole flock, so I went to the vet, where he discovered that she had a cut on the joint of her leg and had lost a lot of blood. (Her name got changed to Gourmet after paying the vet bill.) So we brought her home, lined the bathtub with towels, and showered in the other bathroom for a week. She recovered fast, and started jumping out of the tub within about 4 days. I realized how crazy I was starting to sound when I told my family,
"Keep the toilet closed. The chicken's feeling better."
Other moms think they're crazy when they have to advise people several times a day to keep wearing pants and not put things up their nose.
Anyone else?