Can't say I've ever mowed the lawnYou don't salivate while mowing the lawn?![]()

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Can't say I've ever mowed the lawnYou don't salivate while mowing the lawn?![]()

Me neither, that's a job for beard growersCan't say I've ever mowed the lawn![]()
Good on youNo, I've been told a million times to drink it but won't![]()
Me neither, that's a job for beard growers![]()
You lazy ass. Get out there and mow that grass.Can't say I've ever mowed the lawn![]()
You lazy ass. Get out there and mow that grass.
You know, grass mowing is so therapeutic, seriously.

Oh fair enough then haha!
I never had a lawn growing up. There's not a lot of point in mowing dirt, or weeds. Plus we had sheep for that![]()
Goats
I never had a lawn growing up. There's not a lot of point in mowing dirt, or weeds. Plus we had sheep for that![]()
We've always had goats too, the sheep were the ones with access all around the house though so that was their job.Goats
I wouldn't even know where to start
YOU GOTTA MAKE IT RIGHTIt's stories like this that solidify that I shall not be trying it![]()