Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Gargoyle]

Saw this one on Facebook:

"I am looking for game chickens. "HENS OR PULPETS" pm me or text 855-555-555 I want them for sitters."

Does Church's Chicken feature Hens on Pulpits?

 

[1Teacherchick]

Hens on pulpits at Church's!!! Awesome!

 

[oldrooster]

Chickens and pulpits don't they make holy organic fertilizer????

 

[Gargoyle]

Chickens and pulpits don't they make holy organic fertilizer????

 

[oldrooster]

Gargoyle you have to get creative to put a simi-dirty thought into a "clean" form.....

 

[Orchidsilkie]

One time I saw someone write, and I quote: "GIRL ROOSTER FOR SALE!! LAYS EGGS, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!" Some people on craigslist are really.. "smart" in their own ways..

 

[oldrooster]

One time I saw someone write, and I quote: "GIRL ROOSTER FOR SALE!! LAYS EGGS, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!" Some people on craigslist are really.. "smart" in their own ways..

I bet that rooster does not crow and they wanted it so they could get rid of their alarm clock..... you know roosters only crow at sunrise. I know I saw it on every cartoon show I ever saw when the rooster saw the sunrise....

 

[Orchidsilkie]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/bab/3321684465.html

Some people can't even spell kid right... What a shame..

 

[juliechick]

Ummm… maybe the shoes are the Keds brand?

 

[silver1313]

been readin these for ever am only up to page 307 but found acute one on our tonight !!

http://chambersburg.craigslist.org/pet/3319144266.html