ehurt, welcome to the board!!! I think kaacres will be taking the chick, so don't worry about that. As far as the livestock regulations... Its that way around here. And my husband-to-be is a cop, so I have no hope sneaking the chickens to town with me. *haha*
Here's my suggestion: Find out what the fine is if they catch you with them. I'm sure it would be a warning with so many days to relocate them. If you are willing to take that risk, get just a few hens. Hens because they don't crow and the neighbors are less likely to complain. And if you're giving them free eggs that too may be a plus.
I'd take up Poultryandbees on the babysitting offer.
Grace, HA HA you got caught catching the mods.
I got my first April Fool's joke ever in today. We found a puppy, and told my sister's boyfriend that it had peed where he was sitting in the car. Dumb joke, I know, but he really flipped out. *ha*
So, we have this puppy we found on the side of the highway. I think it looks like a Golden Retriever, but my mom thinks its mixed. Pretty sure it is female (couldn't check in the dark.) If anyone would like to give this cute baby a home, please let me know! If we don't find a home in the next couple days, it goes to the shelter.