haha, I just told my husband a couple days ago we're not having kids because I'm not breeding quality.
- Flat Feet
- Defective spine in two places, follows the women on my mothers side, usually either or but I got both. I'll have back surgery by the time I'm 40 if I don't keep up on exercise and calcium.
- Too tall, 5'10.. would rather be 5'6.
- Way too busty... makes shopping for shirts and things not as fun as it could be.
- Bottom teeth are a little crowded and I have an overbite (grandma's itty bitty jaw line and the other side's big teeth!)
- Finicky skin
- Allergies
- Early grays (I'm only 29!!)
Now that I've made myself sound like an ogre I'm going to list my good qualities.
- Stellar temperament
- Balanced features and frame... lucky I am tall
- smile naturally covers bottom jaw issue
- super model legs... HOWEVER, these skinny little ankles are all for show, they're useless for long walks, or jumping off things. Had to explain that to a friend once when she tried to be jealous about it. "Don't worry about it, they're useless". Haven't been able to jump out of a tree or hop a creek since I was 14. Chronic pain too, from the flat feet and shifting bones and what not. Win some lose some!
- Good color and not prone to sun burns
- Cutest little ears and button nose, with just the right amount of freckles! (so says husband)
There, now I feel better after thinking of all my faults. Let's not get into bad habits, I don't have enough good ones to counteract that list.