Isn't that about the least natural thing for a bird to be, especially in your rainy climate?
Wait .... she wouldn't compromise on the move to NJ to be closer to her parents to at least get a house with enough yard for a couple of chickens but she will move out of the country entirely???
Or something like ACT fluoride rinse which you don't swallow at all.
And like all other priority lists, when a task finally nears the top something comes along and becomes #1. I understand well!
Which solved the problem for THEM

Their problem was they had a rooster they didn't get on with. No rooster, no problem
Some tax, picture from 2 years ago
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