Call me ungrateful if you want but next year my Christmas List is going to be much more simple.
1 Dasher
2 Dancer
3 Cupid
4 Comet
5 Donner
6 Vixen
7 Prancer
8 RUDOLPH
in one pound packages frozen except Rudolph save me his head I want to make a light out of it for my coop
I need a ride to Wal Mart. Is the back of your truck empty? You can drop me off at the front door and back the truck up to the loading dock around back. When I fly in the passenger window you give it gas and we will burn it out of there. Don't worry if we get caught we will just play dumb. At least I will.
MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone. It is business as usual in the chicken world around here. Shell macaroni mixed with scratch was the Christmas Eve Treat special yesterday afternoon. Christmas Day dinner I intend to go all out with some stale bread and lettuce.
Merry Christmas everyone! it's below zero out here and Mother hasn't come out with our Christmas breakfast or our Cheerio garlands... but she's up... I can smell the coffee - if she's not out here in five minutes, Roger, I need you to call PETA.