Hey Aubrey! Welcome to the Dellie thread! What a cute little lady you have there. She almost looks like she's trying to teach those pink Flamingo's a thing or two about the proper way to scratch around the yard!
Be careful my dear. You are rapidly succumbing to the Delaware Mind Control. You'll hear a lot about that as you hang about with this lot!
There are those who have already fallen victim to the mind control, [most of the people in this thread for example] and those who have managed to cling to the fringes, knowing it is just a matter of time before they too are hopelessly lost to the influence of the DMC! [such as myself for instance]
If you have any hope of retaining your sanity and keeping yourself free of the influence of Delaware's, you must send me that pullet immediately! I say this only for your own good. I'd hate to see yet another perfectly good chicken owner fall victim their insidious ways!
And they are such evil little slave masters! Always attacking their servants shoe laces, demanding treats, knocking over small dogs and children to get at the treats, demanding attention from their slaves day and night, night and day! So, to avoid all of that anguish, just send me that pullet NOW! No need to thank me! It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it!
