Well, thanks for putting me right in my place
Let me give you a clue about the level of stupidity I'm talking about Porkie...I swear this is verbatim what a customer said to me...
"It's not my fault my car hit the telephone pole, I wasn't in it! I got out to rescue a puppy on the side of the road!"
Ahem, ma'am did you put your vehicle in park before you got out? No? I see.