Sleep talking! Post your looniest statements...

[OccamsTazer]

Last night I was up a bit late, re-reading a favorite novel.

I wiggled a bit to get more comfortable, and I guess the motion disturbed DH. He rolled over and told me,
"Monkeys! There's monkeys in the picture...putting a fresh coat of paint on the elephant."

More than 12 hours later, I am *still* giggling and snorting randomly as I go about my day. I'm getting glared at a lot...

And since I've posted his worst, I'll have to share mine.
Several months ago, he was up later than I was. Something disturbed me, and I started giggling. He asked what was so funny, to which I replied,
"You spelled toilet paper wrong! Heeheehee..."


Alright, everybody else fess up, too! What insane things have you/your partner said while asleep?

 

[Imp]

I live alone, so I do not know if I talk in my sleep. But I have started sleepwalking again. Haven't done it since I was a kid 40 years ago.
It started a couple years ago. I have eaten in my sleep. Gotten intro fights with the wall (I lost). And once took apart the dishwasher and piled the parts in the sink. Who knows what else.

Imp

 

[Woods_Woman]

Ok this happened way back years ago when I was a teenager. My best friend had stayed the night and shortly after dawn I woke up to get more comfortable..When all of a sudden she blurts out.."Chickens, Chickens, Chickens,...Bok, bok, bok, bok" Only thing I could think of is she must have heard the neighbors chickens in her sleep..I always thought it was pretty funny. 25 years later we are still just as good friends, and I often remind her of the indecent when we need a laugh.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

As my husband Pete pulled the blanket over me, I said (in the middle of a dream), "thanks Ross". (Ross was a former boss and I was having a dream about still working in that office.)

 

[wegotchickens]

Quote:
I used to rearrange my closet in my sleep. And have woken up outside, and while running down the hall. Once I woke up as I was falling down the stairs. That ain't no fun! I've started having 'those' kind of dreams again recently and make sure the doors are all securely locked before I go to bed.

In college I scared the splort out of my roommate. I'd been practising for the play "Dark of the Moon" and according to her I was standing at the window chanting" The witches are coming, the witches are coming!"
For some reason, she moved out of our room 1/2 way through the semester and I was alone the rest of the year

The first ever incident of sleep-walking was as a 6-year old. I had started swimming lessons. Mom saw me practicing free-style down the hallway and asked what I was doing. I said, "I'm swimming!" She said "Swim on back to bed." And that's what I did.

 

[carolina chicky]

The other night my husband was asleep in the recliner and I was watching TV when all of a sudden he sat straight up and yelled "PLAVIX!" (plavix is a type of medicine so I am guessing he saw a commercial for it before falling asleep or something)

 

[cheerleader401]

I haven't been told of any of my recent conversations at night that i use to have with myself but when I was a little girl my parents frequently woke up to me Quacking like a duck in my sleep.

 

[Miss Red]

Wayy back in middle school I fell asleep in my science class. My best friend woke me up because the teacher was staring, I raised my hand and yelled "the answer to number five IS three!"...

He still gives me grief over it. Its okay though, I still ask him if his armpits still "smell like pickles".

Years later you can still laugh on these things!

 

[Camelot Farms]

I cant post my hubby's favorite thing to toss out in the middle of the night but there is nothing scarier than being sound asleep and hearing an F-Bomb dropped very loudly in your bed.

This is a man who never curses in his waking hours...maybe a 'd' word now and then when his thumb gets in the way of the hammer but never 'thee' word. But when he is sleeping, the gloves come off and this becomes his favorite word. It is sooo weird.

He takes Ambien so he says alot of funky things but the 'bomb' in the worst thing.

 

[cmjust0]

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.