Sleep talking! Post your looniest statements...

[Sassymygirl]

I sleep walk and talk! Onetime I got out my bed and went to my brothers room, I started pulling off the covers and screaming: "WHERES CHAMP WHERES CHAMP!?!?" Champ is my dog, and at the time he was at the vet...My brother was so freaked out. Then another time I walked into my parents room and sat on the ground at the foot of the bed and my mom woke up saying: "Claire? What are you doing up?" I didn't answer. Then my mom said: "go back to bed, hun." I said loudly: "Can I live with cara?" Cara is my cousin who I haven't seen in 10 years. When my mom told me what happened the next day, I couldn't remember anything. I only sleep walk when I'm very tired.

 

[SmartyChick]

When I am on vacation I talk to my dog in my sleep. "It's alright Albert, come here to mommy" I am wayyy to attached to that dog.
When I took biology I had to study hard and my sister said I would quote science stuff in my sleep. My sister screams in her sleep and some onlookers have said I comfort her in my sleep. Weird I know. Me and my sis are very close.

 

[Campine Lover]

Ok, my whole family sleep talks. Here are some funny ones:
"We're all getting chickens TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"
"I'll call him Peter Rabbit."
"Damb pigeons" (sp?)
"I'm sorry I didn't floss!"
"Wherez da torpedo terrier?" (I really dont know....

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[lovesduckies]

hmm.. i don't have any of my own but i can tell you my mom's LOL

so one day i was on BYC and someone said something about a zorse soo i googled it and there was a tiger stripped lion. i said awe what a pretty lion. my mom said they mixed a zebra and a lion. WOW i said yeah mom cuz the lion WOULDN'T shred the zebra into pieces.. durr

then another day she asked me if the DMV website closes. i said yup! after 5 it tells you sorry we can not process your transaction at this time because out offices are closed, but i said it in a stupid voice so she'd know i was kidding.. lol. i called my brother and sister and told them, they laughed. then the next day my brother calls and says mom do oyu have to stand in line to go onto the DMV website HAHAHAHAHA durr. she got mad, laughed, called him a jerk lol

theeeeeeeen another day i asked her a question. she said idk EBAY it. i said i don't wana buy it, i just wana know the answer. HAHAHAHA

 

[geebs]

My husband and I were riding herd on a bunch of "greenhorns" on a trail ride and He said.. I will lead out and I said... I will head up the rear... I am good at that!!!!!

 

[bargain]

We have 3 brooders on the porch and this morning at about 3:30 am I awoke to the sound of a baby turkey and dashed to the door yelling. Help the turkeys are out!

Well, you probably had to be there....Smile! It's your happy spirit shining through

 

[Camelot Farms]

I was asleep when DS was about 6 and I woke to the noise of a water fall... it was him peeing down the stairs...all 20 hardwood, recently refinished stairs.

He didnt even wake up when I put him back in bed.

He is 20 now and I still remind him of it...lol

 

[Dipsy Doodle Doo]

Hi! Those are so funny!
My parents had to put high latches on the doors as soon as I was able to walk, because I walked in my sleep and would 'toddle' out of the house.
I learned to wake myself up from sleep-walking (am I dreaming I'm walking or walking) by concentrating on shaking a foot or hand hard --- and waking myself up before I get far.
Tom has a long list of goofy things I've said or done while *asleep*.
I have dreams and nightmares that come with jumping out of bed and trying to get away from *something*. You know the nightmares where you scream and nothing comes out / no one can hear you? I enjoy a good scary dream as much as I enjoy a good scary book or movie, but not being able to turn it OFF was an issue. I taught me to wake myself up from the worst scary dreams by taking a deep breath and screaming out loud. It works for waking *me* out of the bad dream --- but blood-curdling screams in the night freak out dear Tom.

Lisa

 

[HeatherLynn]

I feel so normal here.

 

[Elite Silkies]

My husband says some pretty funny stuff. I like to get him talking. He was a plumber for 25 years. He always used a sewer camera! So, he fell asleep in the floor and I was trying to wake him up to go to bed. He said WHO ARE YOU? I said your wife........ He says the HE** you are! Guess I looked pretty bad that night

So, I told him to give me a kiss I was going to bed and he could stay there. He said I'm NOT kissing you and if you don't leave me alone I am fixing to stick this camera in your A$$ from the inside out!!!

I sleep walk all the time. The worst thing I have ever done is went outside with a halter top and some underwear and dug in the trash can. My next door neighbor told me about it! Now, that was embarrassing.