Stella's Social Club

[Happy Chooks]

Quote: SAY WHAT? Diva doesn't have chickens?

Somebody send her some eggs fast!


Dar - I hope you continue to visit and talk with us, even if you don't have chickens.

 

[Happy Chooks]

INNOCENT MAN!
A guy asked a girl in a university library:

"Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied with a loud voice:

"NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and found another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly over to the guy's table and said:

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded with a loud voice:

"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered:

"I study law, and I know how to get even"

That's so funny!

 

[The Sheriff]

WTH?????????????






DIVA DOESN"T HAVE CHICKENS?????????

 

[The Sheriff]

Cute kid Rinda!

 

[1muttsfan]

Rinda the chicks are cute, but your daughter - what a doll!

Maybe we should all send Diva one chick each

 

[drumstick diva]

Everybody knows - Diva can't have chickens!!. She lives vicariously thru her friend Arline who has 2 silkies and 2 seramas - all housechickens with NO diapers. She started out on BYC researching for Arline who doesn't have a computer. Arline was sick and tired of getting Roosters and stuff from the feed store. Diva ,being an all around wonderful person, got severely addicted to BYC found new birds from REAL breeders for Arline and read & researched everything she could.

She was well on her way to being a reknown chicken expert when BYC changed the whole internet experience, Diva has never fully recovered from this - to this day she still flounders around trying to find where her other chicken people friends are. She has been a Sheriff fan since the days of "The Warden" and "Judge Judy." In August she will have 4 yrs. on BYC and spends most of her day and nights(insomniac) on BYC.

Diva has a birthday coming up in July and has already bought herself a present (Warm Bodies- DVD - psst. don't tell her) she loves 'R' . OK TMI sorry. I know Diva as well as I know myself.


PS- Arline has had house chickens for well over 20 yrs (not the same chickens) - so she was " grandfathered" in.

 

[Hangtown Farms]

Kathy travel safe. I am happy that your husband was able to get through his speech.. Honestly that is amazing

on a chicken note.
I have some silver ameraucana eggs coming and also another line of crele penedesenca eggs on the way

 

[debs_flock]

Oh, and I forgot my last sad bit of chicken news. Michael's daughter, SIL and 4 year old granddaughter went away for the weekend. They left SIL's Dad to house sit. He brought his dog who ended up killing every one of their chickens but 1 Icelandic. They are devastated. Granddaughter had frizzles and other cute chickens she loved.

Dogs and chickens still such a bad combination. I watch Tucker every second he is outside and my runs are all secured!

Anyway I am going to see if I can get any replacements from Deb or Molly. The FIL has been told to never bring that dog back to their house again.

Once again, I'll have to look and see what I have, but along the lines of the frizzles, I'm pretty sure I still have some Columbian cochin youngsters. I'd look tonight, but I'm too lazy after being at fair all day (of course the glass of wine when we went out to dinner probably didn't help either).

What a cutie....................clean legged (as in non-feather legged) chick!

 

[lonnyandrinda]

What a cutie....................clean legged (as in non-feather legged) chick!

LOL!

Thanks everyone- she LOVES that silly feather boa. I have blue feathers everywhere in my house from her wearing it around- soon it won't have any feathers left!

 

[cbnovick]

That's so funny!

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