sorry, i grew up with a mom who was raised on a farm but didn't know where baby chicks came from for how much she was repulsed by anything to do with sexuality. (I was clearly conceived by divine intervention

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She explained to my sister in front of my godmother that the rooster fertilized eggs like a fish does by spreading sperm on the eggs in the nest. My godmother burst out laughing thinking it was a joke. You can't grow up on a farm and not see a rooster mate his hens!
hiding the truth leads to vulnerable children, truth protects. (I apologize for not having understood your humour, text messages lack a lot of information, such as pauses and facial expressions)