Terrible jokes thread ... post your groaners!

[Top Rooster]

That kinda thing happens all the time with me one time I said my jerk response the title was: what is she(shows picture of chicken) I say well I what you've got there is a chicken. I feel mean now lol

Ever look through the thread titles looking for a topic to jump in on, a question to answer, or whatever and you see a title that you KNOW you want to give a 'jerk' response to?

You don't, of course, do it ... because they want to talk about something serious, the post has nothing to do whatsoever with the 'jerk' response you're itching to give, but still you have to control yourself.

Today's title: Goose down???

"Jerk" response in my head: Well pick it up!

Happens all the time!

 

[Top Rooster]

Here's a joke
Q why is 8 afraid of 9

A because seven-eight-nine

 

[Mace Gill]

That kinda thing happens all the time with me one time I said my jerk response the title was: what is she(shows picture of chicken) I say well I what you've got there is a chicken. I feel mean now lol

Don't sweat it. We don't intend to be mean ... it's just that we're bad people!

 

[Top Rooster]

Just realized my joke flopped but now it's ruined I'll fix it still my mind mixes things together it was supposed to be why is eight afraid of 7 but it's too late....

 

[The Angry Hen]

You can still say that one!

 

[Top Rooster]

Yet the angry hen still likes it. That shows how you nice you actually are

 

[The Angry Hen]

Thank you!

 

[Chicken 859]

'Goose Down!' sounds like a line from Top Gun!

 

[Mace Gill]

This one is bad. Don't read it. But, it keeps getting retold on local NJ radio, so here goes:

A couple of muffins are out in the oven to bake.
The first muffin says "Y'know what? It's getting kinda hot in here!"
The second muffin says "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

 

[Chicken 859]

What happened to the guy who assaulted the laughing psychic?


He was arrested for striking a happy medium.