I took a hose bath or two this summer outside but not naked...in my bikini.My family hates it when I tell this.
I dance naked in the pasture as my rain dance.
It was too hot for me to go out and dance this summer
I’m sorry y’all, I know I failed you. Please don’t hate me.
The tall dead grass was painful the one time I tried.
(Yep, I should take fewer meds, or maybe more. More, that’s the ticket)