The laziest person in the world contest...

[duluthralphie]

Ah, finally, I'm among some of my own kind! Can I enter? I can add it to all the subscriptions that I'm too lazy to check. I've accumulated such a collection of unread things that my computer yells at me whenever I find the energy to turn it on. But by the time I've turned it on, I sit back panting, that's how hard it is.
I'm also so lazy I don't always turn off my alarm clock in the morning ... that is, when I have mustered up the energy to set it.

You have an alarm clock? I heard of them once, I think.

 

[DuckGirl77]

You have an alarm clock? I heard of them once, I think.

Someone gave it to me. I would never bother to get one of my own accord!
You know, I don't think I'll join after all. Join is an action verb.

(shudder)

 

[duluthralphie]

Did you study writing or something to know what a verb is? I think you are way ahead of us! I bet you even have a job.

 

[DuckGirl77]

Did you study writing or something to know what a verb is? I think you are way ahead of us! I bet you even have a job.

I've heard the term occasionally. I don't exactly have a job, but sort of. It's terrible! When I'm done, I feel like I just died. I'm becoming lazier little by little, but I'm too lazy to become lazy too fast. Whew, typing this has been so exhausting!

 

[Rod-T]

I don't have a alarm clock. . But I do have a snooze button for my smoke detector

 

[Rod-T]

I woke up.. saw my 2 year old grandson sitting on the couch..
I'm too lazy to wonder how long I've been babysitting?

 

[Athaid]

I'm sitting in bed and I have had a terrible itch on my eyebrow for the last ten minutes now but I just can't be bothered with it. If you ignore it for long enough it goes away, and that's not just itch advice that's life advice. You're welcome.

 

[DuckGirl77]

I'm sitting in bed and I have had a terrible itch on my eyebrow for the last ten minutes now but I just can't be bothered with it. If you ignore it for long enough it goes away, and that's not just itch advice that's life advice. You're welcome.

Too lazy to thank you ...... sorry.

 

[duluthralphie]

How many times a month should someone change the sheets on my bed? My wife is refusing and these are getting smelly beside being wet and dirty.

 

[DuckGirl77]

How many times a month should someone change the sheets on my bed? My wife is refusing and these are getting smelly beside being wet and dirty.

Hmmmmm ...... it's too much work to find that information ....... sorry.