Things only country kids would say:

[lotzahenz]

Our city cousins asked via facebook: "Are you eating your pets again?" DD: Nah, we named these.

 

[Tbird84]

"Your horse is in my front yard"

 

[KellyHM]

Not a kid, but I thought this was cute. In the delivery room when I had my son, as soon as he was born DH said "are you ready to go fishing?"

He's still only 5 months old and DH is still waiting...

 

[TriciaHowe]

My 12 year old had to go across the road to return the neighbors pet hog last week - said hog had 5 piglets yesterday

Every time I pick them up from school and make a left instead of a right they get excited and ask if we are going to the feed store.
The kids also save up their money in anticipation of spring for when the chicks come into the feed store.
The 7 year asked me the other day when she got an egg out of the nest and brought it in the house if it was an eating egg or a bator egg....

 

[TifsBroodyBabes]

When my youngest DD asked " mama are we havin' chicklin' n ducklins' for dinner? (chicken and dumplings). So cute but now shes a teenager.........

 

[A.T. Hagan]

Went past the feed store yesterday where they had "baby chicks arrive February 5th" on their sign. This is an annual Rite of Spring for my kids. No matter how many we hatch ourselves it's a big deal when the feed store gets their chicks in. They'll both be wanting to go with me now to pick up feed.

 

[Tanichca]

"Mom, the sheep butted me into the side of the coop!" and then the sheep turned around and butted Mom in the knees too... thank goodness we will be slaughtering it in a few months

 

[vicki2x2]

My sister came over and our turkeys were free ranging. My sister was afraid of them and as they came over to check her out, she was quickly moving to the other side of her car, telling them to "shoo, go away." My 6 year old told her "It's ok Aunt Wendy, they won't hurt you, just go like this......" and then promptly ran through the group yelling "AHHHHHHHH!" Of course, the turkeys all scattered and ran off!

 

[MuscoviesBeta]

I live in suburbia, but there is a small farming community half an hour away from us where I go to school and we have these two vicious goats that cornered me in their pen and bruised me up because they rammed me so much. The other barn kids asked me "why the heck did you go in the goat pen?" and I responded "an avocado fell in the pen and I wanted to feed it to the chickens" I cleared a four foot fence that day running away from those evil goats (and I never got the avocado!) I then promptly went to my crazy hippie principal and told her we needed to eat the goats. My friends and I have been planning to butcher those goats ever since they gave my brother a concussion. I like goat meat.

 

[Ohne-Fehler]

My friend three year old this summer while helping me milk goats "I can't milk Jasmine she has little tiny teats!"