Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Lorilyn Farms]

Ellie, you quit dancing at me! I raised you, I'm practically your mother. This is highly incestuous. :I "
"(when our roosters are courting the girls only to be ignored) Tried so hard, and got so far...but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Especially the poop parts!

I'm starting to see a difference between turkeys and chickens. Chickens seem to fight, turkeys seem to love everybody. Turkeys LOVE water. Turkeys mating dance is cuter than chickens.

 

[Chickies4ever]

Dad come on they aren't terrorizing any one!
Dad- Put them away.
Me- *sigh* I think you just lost your Grandpa privileges!

 

[chickencrazy429]

"I really hope Abby remembered to put the chickens to bed..." Said while I'm on vacation wondering about my henlings at home...

 

[PekinBantam]

"I really hope Abby remembered to put the chickens to bed..." Said while I'm on vacation wondering about my henlings at home...

Believe me, I know the feeling...

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

"I really hope Abby remembered to put the chickens to bed..." Said while I'm on vacation wondering about my henlings at home... 

Believe me, I know the feeling...

Or when you go to town then you suddenly think -
'Did I close the pigeon loft all the way......?'

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Look! A chicken!" "That's a seagull." "Close enough."

 

[pwdhorn]

Who let the chickens Out ?

 

[3KillerBs]

The chickens liked the Mexican rice.




OK -- so it wasn't the best batch I've ever made.

 

[Sophia5]

"Look! A chicken!" "That's a seagull." "Close enough."

Hehehe!!

 

[LibRat]

Phone call from my husband last night about 10:30 while I'm at work..... (Pigpen in the background crowing non-stop) "I think your bird is broken"
Me: "Did you give him his cashews?"
Hubby: "Seriously?"
Me: "Yes"
Hubby: "No hold on"
Wings flapping, a lot of clucking
Hubby: "Jees he's heavy"
Pigpen: "COCK A DOODLE DOO"
Hubby: "Inside voice please?"
Pigpen: "Bruck" crunch crunch crunch
Hubby: "OK now shut up"
Pigpen: "COCK A DOODLE DOO"
Hubby: "Good Lord"