Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Peckar]

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Hahahaha. I don't think so. I'm not that great of a singer. XD 

I will do it XD lol

 

[chickencrazy429]

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Quote: YAY!! Haha we'll become famous!

 

[Mo5C]

How are my eggs doing, have they gone into the incubator yet? (said this to my friend in a pm checking on some hatching eggs I gave her to put into one of her incubators).

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

"Ha! I got you, Precious! You may be anti-social, but I know you love me! Now, let me hear that pretty cluck, not your angry cluck."- Said to my extremely anti-social hen who runs away when I come her direction. I don't know why she's so anti-social, but she's the only one who is.

 

[Malibu99]

Me: "The polish twins went outside yesterday for a while."
Friend: "You adopted twins?! Congratulations!"
Me: "Thanks!"
Friend:"Can I have a picture?"
Me:"Sure! Here's one of them. The other's sleeping.

Friend: "... Uhhm. Cute?"
Me:"Isn't she?"
Friend:"Uhh she's one ugly baby."
Me: "Excuse me, but I think she's an adorable chicken baby."
Friend: "Ohh, that's a chicken... Okay then. She's fabulous."

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

Me: "The polish twins went outside yesterday for a while."
Friend: "You adopted twins?! Congratulations!"
Me: "Thanks!"
Friend:"Can I have a picture?" 

Me:"Sure! Here's one of them. The other's sleeping.

Friend: "... Uhhm. Cute?"
Me:"Isn't she?"
Friend:"Uhh she's one ugly baby."
Me: "Excuse me, but I think she's an adorable chicken baby."
Friend: "Ohh, that's a chicken... Okay then. She's fabulous."

Lol. (adorable Polish, BTW)

 

[dragonlady12]

"Darn it, the Trouble Triplets are out again."

To my son: "Go fetch your rooster!"

To my husband who is on the phone with me while I am in the middle of the grocery store: "Did you lock up the girls?" Oh my, did that one give me looks.

My new favorite, that would only really go over in a farm town:
At the feed store as the young man is helping load my feed.....

Me: "Well, we won't eat but the flock will. LOL"
YM: " Well, you could eat them, right?"
Me: " No, not my kids, I only eat their babies." We both laughed.

Sigh.

LOL

 

[blinkk]

To my husband who is on the phone with me while I am in the middle of the grocery store: "Did you lock up the girls?" Oh my, did that one give me looks.

lol! I bet it did.

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

"Darn it, the Trouble Triplets are out again."

To my son: "Go fetch your rooster!"

To my husband who is on the phone with me while I am in the middle of the grocery store: "Did you lock up the girls?" Oh my, did that one give me looks.

My new favorite, that would only really go over in a farm town:
At the feed store as the young man is helping load my feed.....

Me: "Well, we won't eat but the flock will. LOL"
YM: " Well, you could eat them, right?"
Me: " No, not my kids, I only eat their babies." We both laughed.

Sigh

Probably!

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

Gaah! Lily, stop it! That's a rubber band, not food. *proceeds to chase a naked neck around the farm to get the band...*

Dad, the girls are in the pig pen. (That one was actually quite funny! It was the pigs's first day outside. They were more scared of the chickens than the chickens were of them. Lol.)