Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[graciesmum]

Me- what happens to naughty chickens
My daughter- in the oven
Me- who is going in the oven
My daughter- buck buck is naughty
Me- why what did she do
My daughter- shes in the rabbit hutch
Lol
Things I say most days
Buck buck get out of the rabbit house
Yes buck buck I can see you laid an egg it's ok I got it
Colonel get off my foot
Nugget leave Sarah alone
Milky bar leave Sylvester alone (my tom cat)
Sylvester put that chick down it's not a toy
Gracie (my 2 year old) go pick up buck buck
My daughter- mummy poop on my shoes
Me - leave them in the kitchen
Mummy can I cuddle that one

 

[chickencrazy429]

Me: "Mom! Come quick! It's time for the Weighing of the Eggs Ceremony!!!"
Dad: "Is this an daily thing now?"

"Mom, please wash my sock, I stepped in the poop outside."

"Where's the mail key???!!!! My mealworms can't die in the mailbox!!!!!

 

[graciesmum]

 That made me snort coffee out my nose!

"Um, Mom. I left your cell phone in the chicken pen when I took some pictures of my hen. And now she's nesting on it."
"Oh come on- the chickens eat their greens and know they are good for them!" (Who'd have thunk I'd be telling my kids to act like chickens??? LOL)

I do the same with my daughter look the baby chicks are eating there breakfast, sit with them and eat yours lol

 

[chickencrazy429]

"It's GOOD FOOD. You like food, EAT IT!"

 

[FriscoRaven]

"I really liked Sophia until she pooped on me" (my husband got pooped on by the new chick almost immediately)

"Do you think the girls want some light in their cage outside?" (referring to our chicks first night outdoors with no heat lamp)

"I think that's too much red paint for the chickens, it might hurt their eyes" (my youngest kid referring to the paint color of the outdoor coop)

At 3am when hubby comes home from working a night shift, "Can you go make sure the lights are still on?"

And not to mention all the conversations we find ourselves in about chickens that just seem really odd to anyone walking in mid-convo!

 

[CherishHolland]

Everything I see can be a coop or be used to make a coop
after being asked what color of eggs my girls will lay then responding oh rose blue green brown white cream and getting the WTH look from that person haha
me to dh Oh I kist love this nugge so much said while holding Nugget
darnit don't chicken kick my pile of trash I just swept from your room ugh
Rockstar get off the toilet he's my little polish cochin roo
Me to dh Hunny they are picking Fuzzy's butt again
Quick get me a paper towel before this chicken poos on me
take that chicken poo right to the flower beds please
I gave the chickens beans.........do chicken farts stink? said yesterday haha
there is so much more I have said

 

[acsinos]

"honey, as soon as the chicks are out of the brooder, i'll clean all that "DUST" off your power tools..." in reference to my hubby's workshop that became our TEMPORARY brooder box room back in February...and STILL has a set of baby chicks in there. And there are more babies on the way...

 

[Accidental Farm]

Stop creepily stroking the chickens!!!!

 

[chas farm]

'' i forgot to lock my girls up'' ''watch out for chickan poop'' stop laying eggs in the feed trough''

 

[RexBrown]

(Newbie on the forum - first post)

I said to a buddy the other day, "I've got to get home soon. There's a bunch of chicks at the house, waiting for me".

He laughed. I wouldn't say this to my fiancé though