Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Younger]

"You could do worse than to have chicken poop on you"
"of course I don't love the ducks more than you, they are just cuter" (my son is 25 so no complex there lol)

 

[Fawn and Fam]

Today: "You can't eat my hair Sophie (while pulling a 36" hair from down her throat) and you can't poop on my floor, now get back in that brooder!"

 

[heninthehouse]

••Thing I never thought I would hear•• (Hubby to me) "You do know they aren't going to answer you back, right?". Ok ok I talk to them a little more then he thinks is normal . I can't help it they are sweet!!

 

[rbaker0345]

"Don't tell my husband that I had this chick in the refrigerator"

I put a pen full of 4wk old chicks outside in the morning and didn't expect it to get so hot yesterday. When I got home there was my favorite blue ameraucana baby on its side, panting, having trouble walking with wings drooping; clearly in the early stages of hyperthermia. I couldn't put him right into an ice bath, that would have brought his temp up too fast, so I opened our arnoir door refrigerator and stuck him on one of the shelves (with the door open, of course). It really helped, he bounced right back after a couple of minutes, but I made my mom promise not to tell my "city boy" husband of this event.

 

[rbaker0345]

This winter I was at a show and I went up to a complete stranger and told him that I love his cock. Never thought twice about it either.

 

[MadamContrary]

I held my chicken up to the sky all while singing off-key "SHES THE DAUGHTER OF A CHIIIIIIIIIIIIII-KEN!" (Lion King reference XD)

"Who wants some scrrrratch!?!?" (They all come running)

"Come hither my little minions!"

lol minions! that's funny stuff!!!

 

[PekinBantam]

so what movie were they watching?

My bet is "Chicken run".

 

[Summerlove]

"No girls you can't eat my toe's" (they try to eat my toenail polish :S)

 

[cknnewbie]

"Now I want to get a goat". "You're not getting a goat you didn't marry a farmer"

Did you tell him, "Ah, but apparently You did!" ? Goats go very well with chickens. Bet he didn't know that chickens are a gateway drug to other farm animals.

 

[awesomechicken]

Raz about the nabors I hope everything gose in your favor