Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[anderson8505]

"Can I get a doggy bag, I want to bring these leftovers home for the chickens"

"Just one more batch in the incubator, and I'm done. I swear."

"Just one more breed, I've got to have some of those ____________. Then that's it, no more."

"Can I borrow your truck? I have to get more wood for another coop."

 

[ladychicken&Ducklover]

Ive said to a friend who was having a bad day once,

" Im sorry about your bad day, would you like to hold a chicken ? "

THANKS ALOT ladychicken&ducklover....... Went home last night and my DH was having a REALLY bad day.  I said that exact same thing to him with a straight face and serious.  He turned really red. I mean REALLY REALLY red... then nicely told me to go clean my coop. 

Lol.
That's when you shouldve come back in holding a chicken... 'Bird to be exact !
Lol
Oops. Isnt DH one of the ones 'Bird hates ! Oh darn.


Cant wait to try that one at work.

 

[chicken pickin]

But honey, I gotta take 'Bird with us! He's not feeling well.

Yes Mom, MayMay will be coming with us for Easter dinner. No she is not being served.

What do you mean you dont have a diaper in her size?

It's only poop. It will wash off, or just give it a flick.

Don't you DARE turn the lights off.

Honey, how about a furnace for the tajmahal?

(at 2 in the morning in the middle of winter) But it's so cold out and I have an extra down comforter that's really old....

They are NOT just chickens, they are MY chickens.

Sorry, I can not go this year, I dont have a sitter.

No, she's not fat! She's just fluffy.
and the list goes on and on.....

I Love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nsampsel]

Said tonight to my Barred Rock who is looking more rooish by the day:

"Izzy, leave my babies alone or you will be dinner!"


Said to the babies I just moved to the coop today:

"How's my chickie babies? Awww, there's my chickie babies!!!"


Also said today to the inhabitants of my LF coop:

"There's enuf grass for everyone! Stop fighting over it!!!"


And to my baby ducks (yes, I know they aren't chickens but they all came at the same time & I wouldn't have 1 without the other):

"There's my quacker babies!!!"
"Awwww...looky Mommy's little quacker butt!!!"
"Mommy lover her Baby Blue, yes she does!!!"
"Awwww...my little fuzzy butt!!!"

 

[FlockMama]

Too funny!!!

"Gross! I just broke an egg in my pocket!"

"Where did the rose bush go?"

"Just a minute - let me finish raking the grass" (We're raising a batch of meaties and have to rake the poop when they go back in their pen.)

Very funny...

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

"Nugget, SHUT UP! Ya ya i know you have a pretty voice but it looks like your talking to yourself!"
"Yeah, your my little guinea brahma arent you"
" Fuzzy butt fuzzy butt oh where are the fuzzy butts.
"OMG GRYPHON !! You have a fuzzy butt..."
"Little saddle feathers, big giant feet, feathers on 'de feet clucking hens, and most importantly..... FUZZY BUTT!!"
" Peanut butter jelly TIME": (time screeched loudly, to make my rooster crow xD)
"AHA! I KNEW what breeds they were!" (referring to the 6 day old chicks......xD)

 

[Nsampsel]

"I have WIGGLERS!!!" (after candling my first eggs ever tonight...lol)

 

[ladychicken&Ducklover]

" Have you girls laid your eggs yet ? If not..then ya better get in there and get crackin "...

I know....very punny..

 

[Sparklewina]

Ive said to a friend who was having a bad day once,
" Im sorry about your bad day, would you like to hold a chicken ? "

THIS. Chickens heal all things.

 

[GardenGal]

Oh my goodness, I have tears on my cheeks from laughing so hard about Stan's butt lice! Poor guy, how embarrassing!