Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[The Breaker]

"Ester get off the porch!"

 

[GoodwinMaine]

I told a buddy as he reached for a pallet on the ground "Oh, careful of that one, it may have some chicken conditions on it."

 

[RileyB]

"Pedro's comb is looking funny...we're not gonna be able to breed him."

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

AND you have successfully completed Chicken Math!!!

A+ !

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

Hehehehe i think i mastered that already! i went to a farm a few weeks ago to pick up 3.......count em 3 hens.............left with 7 hens and 3 ducks............ummmmmmm ooops! lol

They just FELL into the car......

 

[cheeka]

Oh for Heaven's sake...stop pinching the dog poop!

 

[little farmer]

"WE NEED OYSTER SHELLS!!"

"Why??"

"Cause Junior needs more calcium for heaven's sakes!!!"

 

[goosehead]

Don't walk near the van/car it smells like rotten eggs!!!!!!!!

(A bantam layed eggs in the engine)

 

[little farmer]

"maybe she came in the house."

"Can you imagine waking up to a chicken in your bed?"

"EW!! I don't want chicken dung in my bed!!!"


(my little bantam got lost, and I thought maybe she was in the house cause she was last seen near it. But, we found her.)

 

[7 Biddies]

How is my chicken math

Your multiplication is GREAT!