Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[CochinBrahmaLover]

Love this one

"Oh wait, hold on, my rooster is crowing"

(Person on phone) "Ya haha i hear him.."

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

Your multiplication is GREAT!

I thought it was addition?

 

[7 Biddies]

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Me- Shut up Heritage!!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Do you want to keep living here?? Mom will find out...... shhhhhhh!
^When my trained little baby girl started crowing...... she now has a new home... :'(
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If it crows, it goes!!

 

[little farmer]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"I'm painting my chicken's nails obviously/"

"You're strange."

"Yup."

 

[7 Biddies]

(at work, the phone rings, my boss answers)
it's for you, it's Christine, she says she wants to give you worms.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[mynamesjenelle]

Your multiplication is GREAT!

I thought it was addiction?

Fixed that for you

 

[7 Biddies]

Chitty Bop! aPerperperp, BababaBarney! Where's my handsome boy?

virtually every missed call voicemail message starts with, "you must be outside playing with your chickens..."

my one and only neighbor: i heard you singing to your chickens
me: yeah, i can't help it...
her: that's because you're nuts
me:

Birds of a feather ...

 

[goosehead]

"Wow sweetie you are looking so good now" talking to a Delaware hen

"Get out of the house" talking to the modern game bantams

"What great eggs"

"would you stop crowing in my ear"

 

[cheeka]

I thought it was addiCtion?

Fixed that for you

 

[7 Biddies]

I thought it was addition?

Seems to me they're multiplying like crazy!