Things you wish you could say

[azurbanclucker]

To all the mice: Stay the out of my house! It's summer! There is PLENTY to eat outside!

Yeah, I'm going to set traps. Yeah, when it doesn't kill you right away, I won't care! I'll finish you off when I take you outside in the morning!

Ok, I did feel bad when I found one still alive in the snap trap in the morning. Yes, I did put him out of his misery.

no mousy mercy.

 

[sourland]

Good for you taking the initiative.
Bad on him for requiring it.
Thank you for caring.

She was a good person, and a pretty big lady. She could have kicked his butt.

 

[nuthatched]

Please, please stop trying to help. I have yet to witness you make a fully correct statement about anything, and you only get combative and double down on your inaccurate statements whenever anyone tries to correct you...



...Err, despite how it may look, that's not directed at any of the above.

I think that too often. I have a client that thinks everything she reads on the front page of yahoo is gospel.

Coworker came in with a beauty of a shiner. Purple, huge and majestic.

"What happened?"
"Guess"
"Jealous husband?"
"Try again"
"Hockey puck or a stick?"
"Puck"
"Did you win?"
"No detached retina. Blind for life."


An awkward silence ensued.

Oof, I've done that.
Hey Mr. Frank, where's your sweetie? (Wife)
Long pause
"She left me 2 months ago..."

 

[azurbanclucker]

Seriously Penelope. It's 108 freaking degrees outside. Leave the damn back door shut! I know you don't agree or approve. I don't care. You don't pay the AC bill and I Don't want the flies and skeeters in the house.

For reference, this is Penelope.

 

[Folly's place]

She comes in the house?
Mary

 

[azurbanclucker]

She comes in the house?
Mary

We have 2, they're indoor/outdoor. Fully house trained, have their own little nesting area, thole 9 yards. Hell on vacuum cleaners though. Nothing was really designed to keep up with the level of dirt pigs track in.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

We have 2, they're indoor/outdoor. Fully house trained, have their own little nesting area, thole 9 yards. Hell on vacuum cleaners though. Nothing was really designed to keep up with the level of dirt pigs track in.

I don't think Dyson expected you to have a house pig

 

[azurbanclucker]

I don't think Dyson expected you to have a house pig

Hell, the Dyson couldn't even keep up with 2 malamutes. We have a Meile canister that is amazeballs, but the bags fill up quickly if I don't sweep most of the back yard the pigs tracked in up first.

 

[RUNuts]

I draw the line at having bacon in the house. Well, not coming in the house, but walking around the house. I do let bacon in the house. Delicious bacon.

Just be glad they open the door. Looks like they could go through the door if Penelope wanted to.

Seriously dude! Pigs? I thought 3 kids (human) with 3 Borzoi were rough. Oh, the hair! Whelping in the living room was exciting. Just think, people complain about the dust and odors from a dozen chicks.

 

[sourland]

3 Borzoi were rough. Oh, the hair! Whelping in the living room was exciting. Just think, people complain about the dust and odors from a dozen chicks.

URNuts I once raised a litter of two (2) beagle pups in the kitchen - never again.