Things you wish you could say

[sourland]

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[Kiki]

Well, yes, there is, but it's not on the top of a chickens head.

I'm not having to replace another windshield.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I'm not having to replace another windshield.

Why, Keeks, WHY???

 

[TOMTE]

Passengers in your car should not get thrown forward at every red light and stop sign, or whiplash at every green light or turn. I don't want to say you're a terrible driver but.... there's certainly room for improvement.

Are you riding in the car with my grandma?! I'm scared for my life every time she has to drive me somewhere. The drifting when she looks away from the road, the slamming on the brakes... Oof, the car sickness...

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Ugh. Time to take away the keys and let her be chauffeured everywhere she goes?

 

[Chicken_tiger_catt]

I wish I could say that gluten free chocolate chip cookies tasted just as wonderful as regular flour ones. I also wish I could say that I know what is causing my hives and it's not gluten. Or eggs

try eating just meat, eggs, and dairy for a while. if that doesn't fix it, cut out the dairy. if that fixes things, slowly add vegetables, seasoning, fruits, and processed food back into the diet. you will eventually find the problem food.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I'm not having to replace another windshield.

My windshield replacement story for your amusement:

Hubby broke the windshield on my minivan changing wiper blades in January Had it replaced, but the next summer it started leaking slightly at the edges, should have had it looked at then!

In the fall I took it through a car wash… water started pouring into the van, followed by the entire windshield being lifted off when the van got to the vacuum dryer section. I was left hanging onto the rear view mirror for dear life so it didn’t get completely sucked off. The look on the faces of those folks at the end when I drove out soaking wet and covered in Unicorn colored soap.

Safelight said “We’ve never seen that happen before!” And I’m traumatized by car washes now

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Horrors! But ... how does one break a windshield changing wiper balades???

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I wish I could say that gluten free chocolate chip cookies tasted just as wonderful as regular flour ones. I also wish I could say that I know what is causing my hives and it's not gluten. Or eggs

What does your GP say? Have you been tested for alpha-gal?

 

[tlcmurphy]

Horrors! But ... how does one break a windshield changing wiper balades???

By letting the wiper arm snap back against the frozen windshield