Things you wish you could say

[HorseGirlAbby]

For the most part I won't use it.

There’s a reason this thread is called “things you wish you could say…”

 

[notabitail]

Wish I could say people believed I don't really use reddit anymore.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Thankfully NO.

Kind of would make it hard to be in the ThinkPad cult subreddit if you're not on reddit wouldn't it?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Wish I could say I remember what I came here to say I wish I could say before I got distracted by all the nerdtalk.

 

[RoyalChick]

OK well ThinkPads have a weird red thing in the keyboard. I have one but that's because they are at least reliable.

Love the weird red thing. It is called a nipple. Sadly they did away with it.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Oh I remember now. It's a question. Maybe two questions.

I want to ask why so many people seem to think they should give their chickens an Epsom salts bath at the first sign of said chicken looking the least bit peckish. Or why so many people think vinegar is the Great American Cure-All? I raised kids, and I never, repeat NEVER gave them vinegar for any ailment, inside or out. I would not swallow vinegar myself for any reason. Vinegar is for washing windows, period. I don't get it, at all, at all. There. I said it. Thank you very much.

 

[notabitail]

Love the weird red thing. It is called a nipple. Sadly they did away with it.

They still have ones with it as far as I know.

 

[azurbanclucker]

They still have ones with it as far as I know.

I wish I could say my work-issued stinkpad was both reliable and red pointer free.

 

[notabitail]

I wish I could say my work-issued stinkpad was both reliable and red pointer free.

I wish I could tell you that you should maybe get a better stinkpad.

*stares at broken SD card reader on mine*

 

[tlcmurphy]

I wish I could say my nephew and his family weren’t staying .5 miles from us until July 4th. I love my nephew and his wife, but their kids (6 and 3.5) are feral.

I wish I could say these kids did not chase my dogs and chickens around the backyard last night with every adult telling them to stop. Wish I could say THEM chasing the chickens didn’t make that game look fun to my dog, who joined in despite never even glancing at the chickens for 4 years.

I wish I could say it didn’t take me 20 minutes to find one chicken after they left (she is REALLY good at hiding and escaped the ruckus).

It’s going to be a long damn summer