Want a good deal? Get your casket at Walmart.

[saddina]

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I remember that too, he had one that was a "hope chest casket", I think i laughed for a good 5 mins there.

 

[chickenzoo]

I like Walmart, and if I could get my urn there, I don't mind at all. The less time i spend shopping for stuff the more time i have to spend on more important things- like chickens.

 

[boaz]

The thread had an appeal as it is almost Halloween and I need to go to Walmart tomorrow. Can you imagine the looks if you did wheel one out, I assume you can get it delivered to the store.

 

[gritsar]

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Free shipping, site to store.

 

[EweSheep]

I've got an uncle and cousin's hubby work as managers for Wilbert Vault company and I bet they will have a good chuckle at it.

The problem is how are you going to take it home? Home delivery? How long would you have to wait for your love one to be buried?

And not only that, you will have to buy a concrete vault to keep the casket in.

Just cremate me and put me in an urn and I'll be happy to be buried next to my folks or my family. I dont know if it is much cheaper but I know a good casket is $5000 or better and by the time it is all overwith, your funeral would be $10,000 at least expensive way. UGH!

 

[ruth]

That's o.k. honey - you go ahead and cart one home tomorrow. I've already changed my life insurance policy and will and the chickens get everything. And....if something should happen to the chickens it goes to the goats, then the geese, then the ducks, then to the cats and dogs, then finally, should something have happened to every living animal on this farm, it is to be divided equally amongst everyone who's ever shopped at WalMart.

 

[EweSheep]

 

[Robin'sBrood]

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Ewwwwwwww

 

[ruth]

You know, now that I think about it. There's an equally high insurance policy on Boaz. If he picks out his own coffin and brings it home after posting on the internet that he's shopping for a casket and something happens to him.....well I'm thinking "suicide".

Yes, Your Honor, he shot himself 23 times. He really wanted to be sure he was dead.

Or, to quote a line from "Chicago".

"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times."

 

[Wildsky]

Has anyone posted a review for the caskets on the walmart site?

(now there's an idea for some comic relief)