Want a laugh at my expense?

[Randy]

Wow! You ought to put that goose egg on the auction board.

 

[bargain]

Ouch....I cannot laugh though~

I hit my head last year trying to break cedar into smaller pieces and gave myself a cheek bruise and a split lip.....I got sympathy and advice wherever I went!!!

People kept telling me to leave him and the more I told the real story, the more they were adamant!

Finally I just stayed home till it all healed over.....

My husband barely smacks mosquitos and he never would smack me!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

You might be a candidate for.........A HELMET!!!

 

[Crazyland]

Husband is far away for a while, can't blame him. lol

It is much smaller today. I may have just missed the worst bruising of my life!

Man I was thinking I was going to make a killing in the auctions with this egg.

Helmets are for sissies.

Real people take the pain. lol

 

[eggsrcool]

Ouch, hope it goes soon

 

[fordmommy]

.....

.....Don't do that. It hurts.