Wanted: W words

[LaFemmeKatia]

Anyone know how big a newborn baby head is?

Huge! Like a bowling ball.
Oh, you meant AFTER It’s born.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Anyone know how big a newborn baby head is?

Keep mouth shut *** keep mouth shut *** keep mouth shut

 

[muddy75]

Anyone know how big a newborn baby head is?

that’s a loaded question depends on the newborn and the perspective of the person asked!! (speaking from the perspective of a mom of 3 “natural births”) They’re HUGE!!!
JK.....i’m sure there’s an average chart available on google

 

[electrycmonk]

DITTO! (why am I not surprised?)

 

[ShrekDawg]

Just tore open the poison ivy on my foot couldn’t take the blisters anymore they weren’t getting smaller and in fact were huge and it grossed me out soooo

 

[ShrekDawg]

THAT's what fruitcake is supposed to taste like! Maybe we're used to the rock-hard stuff here becasue everyone's afraid to try it, so by the time they get around to cutting it, it's rock-hard-stale. It's a self perpetuating myth!

maybe! All I know is my dad and I (but mostly me) wolfed it down in a few days or a week or so soooo good!!

 

[reddogmaster2]

We were all at the gate waiting like a pack of Zombies.

Too funny!
Me? I thought I got the ban-hammer again!

 

[MROO]

Hey! I've already did that though...

Today?

 

[muddy75]

Just tore open the poison ivy on my foot couldn’t take the blisters anymore they weren’t getting smaller and in fact were huge and it grossed me out soooo

just make sure to wash your hands good so you don’t spread it!!

 

[EverythingDucks]

Keep mouth shut *** keep mouth shut *** keep mouth shut

What??